I blame Lassy's handcuffs.

[head_psychic]

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Comments

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I'm from Charlotte, but currently working as an executive chef in New York City. What about you?

I didn't know you were such a connoisseur! Are you like this with all foods or just pineapple in particular?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'm in Santa Barbara. Huh, that's quite a distance. I'd say if we get to it we make it a couple of bars so it's gonna be worth it!

... well, uh. Depends. *scratches head*

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Or a coast to coast bar testing road trip!

Sorry, I'm about about asking too many questions about food to people who don't care. If I'm ever doing "chef speak" and you don't understand what the hell I'm talking about please stop me.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

... Dude. That has to be the greatest ideas ever! It's been so long since my last proper road trip!

Well, I've worked at Ben & Jerry's once... *grins*

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I am totally down with that if you ever wanna go through with it! Just gimme some notice first.

There's no chance that you know all the people there still and they hook you up with free stuff is there?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Will do!

We could try... we'd just have to include a stop at Burlington, Vermont in our route.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Are we bringing friends?

What were you doing in Vermont? Is that where you're from originally?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We could do that, sure. Maybe I should ask Lassy if he's up to it...

No, I just worked there. Originally I am from Santa Barbara actually, I just toured and worked the countries a lot.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I have this friend Mike who makes me crack up laughing all the time like it's nobody's business. If nothing else you should at least meet him sometime. The dog? I thought Lassie was a girl...

That's really cool, man! What were you touring for?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sounds good! I'm up for it. Heh, not the dog, Carlton Lassiter's the Head Detective of the SBPD.

Fun. :D

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Sweet, I'll give him a call. Is it bad that the only Carlton I know is the one from the Fresh Prince?

You have the time and money to travel anywhere you want? I'm impressed.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Awesome! No. I'll try to persuade him, then you'll know another one! If he doesn't want to I can still ask Gus, but Gus refused any road trips since that little incident at the Mexican border.

Actually I haven't. I just tried out everything. I've had 57 jobs so far - and they were all fun.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Who is Gus? And I dunno if I want to know about Mexico.

Holy shit, dude! I need something a little more stable. Are you currently at something you think'll actually stick?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

He's my best friend. We work together. And dude, Mexico was beautiful!

I think so, yes! At the moment I'm quite happy with my job.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I never said Mexico wasn't beautiful, it just sounded like there was a story behind it that may or may not be incriminating.

Nice. What do you do?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'll share it on the road trip with you!

I'm a psychic.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Wait... what?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I am the official psychic consultant of the Santa Barbara Police Department. And I also got my own psychic detective agency. So if you're ever in need of professional psychic help, just let me know!