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That question is easily answered: Pineapple! Why, you might ask, which is a perfectly understandable question, considering that I’ve never even stopped to contemplate that matter further nor have I not made the offer to share my stock with anyone before, which isn’t exactly a logical conclusion for that sentence but makes it look better and more complete.
So! Do not fear, for I have the answer for you: It is the perfect fruit.
Once you get past the hard, edgy shell you get something sweet and tasty and if you bite it the most delicious juice rewards your tongue. Maybe that’s the way it is with the things that appear hard on the outside: Coconuts, for example. Litchis. Crabs. Lassiter. Wow. Sorry, give me a second to be deeply disturbed. … There.
Pineapple smoothies! Pizza Hawaii! And those flavoured icicle pops… Pineapples are omnipresent. You just have to look and to let it happen!
Are you still reading? That’s… actually a little creepy. I mean, who spends so much time reading about how much I love my pineapples? Even though my teeth are in perfect shape and naturally a delighting view that’s almost like Gwen Stefani singing about bananas or Jack Nicholson in ‘Something’s gotta give’ where he’s dating all that young chicks and collects rocks, which is totally the creepiest movie ever as soon as you spot the DVD in your dad’s shelf.
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 235
So! Do not fear, for I have the answer for you: It is the perfect fruit.
Once you get past the hard, edgy shell you get something sweet and tasty and if you bite it the most delicious juice rewards your tongue. Maybe that’s the way it is with the things that appear hard on the outside: Coconuts, for example. Litchis. Crabs. Lassiter. Wow. Sorry, give me a second to be deeply disturbed. … There.
Pineapple smoothies! Pizza Hawaii! And those flavoured icicle pops… Pineapples are omnipresent. You just have to look and to let it happen!
Are you still reading? That’s… actually a little creepy. I mean, who spends so much time reading about how much I love my pineapples? Even though my teeth are in perfect shape and naturally a delighting view that’s almost like Gwen Stefani singing about bananas or Jack Nicholson in ‘Something’s gotta give’ where he’s dating all that young chicks and collects rocks, which is totally the creepiest movie ever as soon as you spot the DVD in your dad’s shelf.
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 235
