1.76 - Last thing you ate that was so good you couldn't stop eating it? <lj site="livejournal.com" u

[head_psychic]

That question is easily answered: Pineapple! Why, you might ask, which is a perfectly understandable question, considering that I’ve never even stopped to contemplate that matter further nor have I not made the offer to share my stock with anyone before, which isn’t exactly a logical conclusion for that sentence but makes it look better and more complete.

So! Do not fear, for I have the answer for you: It is the perfect fruit.

Once you get past the hard, edgy shell you get something sweet and tasty and if you bite it the most delicious juice rewards your tongue. Maybe that’s the way it is with the things that appear hard on the outside: Coconuts, for example. Litchis. Crabs. Lassiter. Wow. Sorry, give me a second to be deeply disturbed. … There.

Pineapple smoothies! Pizza Hawaii! And those flavoured icicle pops… Pineapples are omnipresent. You just have to look and to let it happen!

Are you still reading? That’s… actually a little creepy. I mean, who spends so much time reading about how much I love my pineapples? Even though my teeth are in perfect shape and naturally a delighting view that’s almost like Gwen Stefani singing about bananas or Jack Nicholson in ‘Something’s gotta give’ where he’s dating all that young chicks and collects rocks, which is totally the creepiest movie ever as soon as you spot the DVD in your dad’s shelf.


Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 235

Comments

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha!!! You make me want to get a Lassie muse so bad! XD

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

OMG! I would love you FOREVER!! XD

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Hehe, it'd be a different kinda muse for me... I'll have to watch some more eps first, I'm up to ep9... I'll perhaps mainline a bunch later this week whilst eating chocolate and missing Caz Ray Caz....

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Shawn would be terribly happy to have a Lassy to annoy talk to shamelessly flirt with interact with. :D

And yay for chocolate!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I think that Lassiter would be less happy, somehow. (But sekritly, he would actually be overjoyed by the prospect of talking to being upstaged by shamelessly manhandling interacting with Shawn.)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hee! >:D

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

You are aware you're slightly disturbing, right?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

*nods seriously* That's why I asked for that second.

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

I also read the whole thing. I'm at work. On a Sunday. I need something to do.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, that is creepy. All of it. Don't you think they'll fire you if they catch you reading that?

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt it. Not many they can get to do what I can do. Besides, I sort of have it routed... I don't know. In some way that it doesn't show back on the work computers.

One of my coworkers did it for us. Never used it before I had the blog.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sounds useful. Why, there some dirty secrets on your journal?

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

Dirty, no. Secrets, yes. A few locked things.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I could say something like 'I think I'd prefer it the other way around' but that might make me sound easy and cheap.

I think I'd prefer it the other way around.

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

Stop that! I don't need to laugh outloud. They ask what I'm reading. You are currently an email from my Father in hebrew. Nothing like bad jokes in Hebrew they can't understand.

Also, you're assuming I don't have dirty secrets. They're just not in my journal.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

What's the joke about you turned me into? Is it something sleazy? Some intelligent double-meaning pun I might not even understand when you try to explain it to me until it reaches the point where it isn't funny anymore even after you finally got it? What am I? Tell me!

They're not? Should I start searching on youtube instead?

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

It involves a dead holy man, thirty gold coins and a forty year old virgin. Good enough?

I'm better than that, thank you.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

At least I'm out of the ordinary!

Megavideo? Sorry, no hard feelings. I'm your lazy Sunday evening excuse joke after all. I feel highly privileged.

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

My secrets are protected by two governments. They would not be online. Least not on any database I suspect you're on.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Maybe I'm going to have a psychic vision about you.

[codenamedkangel.livejournal.com]

Oh? A vision about what?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hmmm not sure yet... all those technical electronic internet vibes tend to cloud the pathway of communication with the spirits.

But I'd read your palm anytime!

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

You're not going to make like Mykelti Williamson in Forrest Gump, are you?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Jules, for you I'd make anything. You know that. Deep down inside you've always known. Give me some credit here.

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Randy told me you were interesting.

Hi. I'm Tara. I don't know if he's mentioned me...?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh. I am terribly sorry, of course he did. I've just mistaken you for someone else for a second.

It is very nice to meet you, Tara!

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Likewise. I'm glad he's talking to more people. He really needs to get out more.

And yeah, I get that a lot. Somebody told me the other day I looked like Alicia Silverstone. It's weird.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I like him. He's an instinct-guy! You should take him along to a rafting trip. That's a very bonding experience. Unless the ropes loosen.

Alicia Silverstone... and did you like that? I mean, did you think that was just the most amazing compliment ever? And did you ask out the man that said it? This is, by the way, just a totally random question and so not related to anything going on in anyone's real life. Just saying.

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

The last vacation Randy took was probably back home. He's a real homebody, that guy. But he's great, isn't he?

And no, I didn't, actually. It was kind of in passing.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

They all say that until they're on a raft. Then they're too busy cursing or praying for their life. But yeah, he is!

What a shame. So you're a detective, huh?

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Randy isn't really an outdoors guy. Unless you count that he went to school in Texas with a lot of cows...

Yep. *beams* Property Crimes day shift, LAPD. Ten months.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Why not? Sounds outdoors enough to me.

Sweet! You don't happen to work with a grumpy-faced Head Detective as well, do you?

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Well, my partner can be kind of cranky.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I knew it. This is amazing! We should get together someday because I didn't say you look like Alicia Silverstone.

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're ever in L.A., I'd be more than happy to.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Give me a call sometime.

*helpfully provides her cell phone number*

We'll work something out.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'll totally do that. Besides, Santa Barbara is just around the corner and I really need to get out on my motorcycle more...

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

That must be fun.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We could get you a helmet and hit the road!

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

As long as my boss wouldn't come looking for me. I burned most of my vacation time in London.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We can make it a one-day-trip.

[carolina-blonde.livejournal.com]

Awesome!