I blame Lassy's handcuffs.

[head_psychic]

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Comments

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We could do that, sure. Maybe I should ask Lassy if he's up to it...

No, I just worked there. Originally I am from Santa Barbara actually, I just toured and worked the countries a lot.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I have this friend Mike who makes me crack up laughing all the time like it's nobody's business. If nothing else you should at least meet him sometime. The dog? I thought Lassie was a girl...

That's really cool, man! What were you touring for?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sounds good! I'm up for it. Heh, not the dog, Carlton Lassiter's the Head Detective of the SBPD.

Fun. :D

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Sweet, I'll give him a call. Is it bad that the only Carlton I know is the one from the Fresh Prince?

You have the time and money to travel anywhere you want? I'm impressed.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Awesome! No. I'll try to persuade him, then you'll know another one! If he doesn't want to I can still ask Gus, but Gus refused any road trips since that little incident at the Mexican border.

Actually I haven't. I just tried out everything. I've had 57 jobs so far - and they were all fun.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Who is Gus? And I dunno if I want to know about Mexico.

Holy shit, dude! I need something a little more stable. Are you currently at something you think'll actually stick?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

He's my best friend. We work together. And dude, Mexico was beautiful!

I think so, yes! At the moment I'm quite happy with my job.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

I never said Mexico wasn't beautiful, it just sounded like there was a story behind it that may or may not be incriminating.

Nice. What do you do?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'll share it on the road trip with you!

I'm a psychic.

[chef-sam.livejournal.com]

Wait... what?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I am the official psychic consultant of the Santa Barbara Police Department. And I also got my own psychic detective agency. So if you're ever in need of professional psychic help, just let me know!