head_psychic

	Ray Vecchio -- [noun]: An impotence cream
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OOC: I ran across your journal while browsing through writing communities. You do a really great job with Shawn! Just wanted to pass along the good vibes.

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(ooc: Awwww! Omg, thank you SO much!! That's really nice, I really appreciate that!)

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... why would anyone need impotence cream?

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OOC: No problem! I had to say something. :) Do you mind if Sam adds Shawn to his friends list? I'd love to read more of your stuff.

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(ooc: After you gave me the ego-boost of the evening? Not at all! XD And Shawn's always happy to meet new people as well! :D)

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OOC: And he is now added, thanks! Can I bring in Sam to say hi officially?

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(ooc: Sure! :D)

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I'm not sure if this is the greatest way to meet new people, but as along as we're exchanging "business cards"...

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Dude, that is an awesome way. It is open, straight to the point, I mean, even the picture carries positive... vibes... attitudes, you're an... open book. And you taste like strawberries. Sweet. See? I already like you!

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I'm all about tasting like strawberries! *laughs* Gotta get the sweetness in somehow, I'm not allowed ice cream or any of the really good stuff.

Meh, I eat it anyway. Just don't tell my doctor.

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I won't. Your secrets are absolutely safe here! *grins* Why aren't you allowed ice cream? Diabetic?

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As safe as a safe, or... something. *snickers at his lame attempt at a joke* Yeah, I'm a type 1 diabetic. Kind of a drag sometimes.

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Even safer as the safest... savvy? *laughs*

Oh yeah, that sounds hard... what's your favourite ice cream?

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Savvy! *holds out arms and pretends to stumble around drunkenly a la Jack Sparrow*

I'm happy with anything from Cold Stone Creamery. If not that then I just like to load any ice cream with fixings: oreos, peanuts, chocolate, caramel, gummi bears, you name it. What about you?

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Dude! I just figured something out, we totally have to go to a bar together someday!

Pineapple. *beams*

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I'm all for it! There's a great sports bar not too far from where I work if you'd like to check it out.

Oh that's great too! Fresh fruit is always good, you'd better be getting that and not the canned stuff. *makes a face*

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Awesome! Where are you from, by the way?

Totally! Pineapples have to be freshly sliced.

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I'm from Charlotte, but currently working as an executive chef in New York City. What about you?

I didn't know you were such a connoisseur! Are you like this with all foods or just pineapple in particular?

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I'm in Santa Barbara. Huh, that's quite a distance. I'd say if we get to it we make it a couple of bars so it's gonna be worth it!

... well, uh. Depends. *scratches head*

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Or a coast to coast bar testing road trip!

Sorry, I'm about about asking too many questions about food to people who don't care. If I'm ever doing "chef speak" and you don't understand what the hell I'm talking about please stop me.

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... Dude. That has to be the greatest ideas ever! It's been so long since my last proper road trip!

Well, I've worked at Ben & Jerry's once... *grins*

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I am totally down with that if you ever wanna go through with it! Just gimme some notice first.

There's no chance that you know all the people there still and they hook you up with free stuff is there?

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Will do!

We could try... we'd just have to include a stop at Burlington, Vermont in our route.

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Awesome! Are we bringing friends?

What were you doing in Vermont? Is that where you're from originally?

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I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark here (stop me if I'm being too radical) and say...because they're impotent?

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Ohhh, you're a cream against impotence! Dude, you should add that. People could get confused.

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Ha ha ha. Not funny.

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Actually it is.

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We could do that, sure. ~~Maybe I should ask Lassy if he's up to it...~~

No, I just worked there. Originally I am from Santa Barbara actually, I just toured and worked the countries a lot.

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I have this friend Mike who makes me crack up laughing all the time like it's nobody's business. If nothing else you should at least meet him sometime. ~~The dog? I thought Lassie was a girl...~~

That's really cool, man! What were you touring for?

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Sounds good! I'm up for it. ~~Heh, not the dog, Carlton Lassiter's the Head Detective of the SBPD.~~

Fun. :D

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Sweet, I'll give him a call. ~~Is it bad that the only Carlton I know is the one from the Fresh Prince?~~

You have the time and money to travel anywhere you want? I'm impressed.

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Awesome! ~~No. I'll try to persuade him, then you'll know another one! If he doesn't want to I can still ask Gus, but Gus refused any road trips since that little incident at the Mexican border.~~

Actually I haven't. I just tried out everything. I've had 57 jobs so far - and they were all fun.

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No, it's not. If it were funny, I'd be laughing too.

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Maybe you're just cranky?

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Maybe you oughta shut up.

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Heh. You are cranky.

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No, I'm not. You're just far too happy.

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~~Who is Gus? And I dunno if I want to know about Mexico.~~

Holy shit, dude! I need something a little more stable. Are you currently at something you think'll actually stick?

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~~He's my best friend. We work together. And dude, Mexico was beautiful!~~

I think so, yes! At the moment I'm quite happy with my job.

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How can one be too happy?

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I have no idea. But it's annoying.

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~~I never said Mexico wasn't beautiful, it just sounded like there was a story behind it that may or may not be incriminating.~~

Nice. What do you do?

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~~Yeah. I'll share it on the road trip with you!~~

I'm a psychic.

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That's just because you are not happy. You should do something fun right now.

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Yeah? Well, I know what that won't include.

Go-karting.

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Wait... what?

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