Are you people serious?!

[head_psychic]

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing WoW and the Ghostbusters won't have to fear unemployment in the near future. I had to give out tissues to outraged specters. And they are louder than New York in a Flavour of Love reunion. (Also, prettier.)

Gus, we need a bigger sign outside the office. Where it says:

"Private psychic INVESTIGATION. <- Means, we solve things."

Do you read newspapers? Have you just missed out or simply disregarded the countless cases I've solved?

Or does most clueless refer to hazardous mating ritual code talk where you say "penguin" but mean "make a headstand and lick each other's toes because in some ancient cultures that is used as an aphrodisiac"? In that case you can give me the prize.

Also, I still need a date for the event. Settled.

Comments

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

You can't boss me around, Shawn. Picking up the phone now!

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

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[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Not enough fiber in your diet, Shawn?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, I just had a vision and accidentally hit the keyboard. It happens.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Sounds to me it's kinda like an epileptic thing... sure you shouldn't be medicated? Just for the safety of others, you know.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Trust me. Others have tried that and failed.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

OMG are you saying that other people tried to medicate you and yet you wander around free on an unsuspecting populace? What did you do with their bodies, Shawn?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You sure you wanna know?

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

If you don't tell me, how can I rat you out?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You can't.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

I could totally rat you out, that's what a phonecall is for, man.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh? Rat me out on what?

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

The bodies, Shawn! Dude you're memory is like, just plain terrible! I think you should try using flashcards, they can help.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh that. In case you didn't notice, I never confirmed there were any bodies so I'm not concerned at all.

And if, bodies doesn't neccessarily mean dead. Maybe I got away by giving them a nice massage.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

A girl can always hope.

I bet you're not even any good at that.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, you certainly won't find out.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! How will I ever go on?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

In sad despair.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

So true. Think maybe a jelly donut will make me forget this black hole of dispare that plagues my heart?

Oh, you know what, I think a tictak might do just as well.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Way to go, that's only two calories then.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Learning how to count calories now, Shawn? Good for you. Seriously. For deciding to finally get rid of those pesky extra pounds. I'll cheer you on your goal.