Are you people serious?!

[head_psychic]

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing WoW and the Ghostbusters won't have to fear unemployment in the near future. I had to give out tissues to outraged specters. And they are louder than New York in a Flavour of Love reunion. (Also, prettier.)

Gus, we need a bigger sign outside the office. Where it says:

"Private psychic INVESTIGATION. <- Means, we solve things."

Do you read newspapers? Have you just missed out or simply disregarded the countless cases I've solved?

Or does most clueless refer to hazardous mating ritual code talk where you say "penguin" but mean "make a headstand and lick each other's toes because in some ancient cultures that is used as an aphrodisiac"? In that case you can give me the prize.

Also, I still need a date for the event. Settled.

Comments

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You know, Spencer, I can see why that would bother you. I don't think you're clueless if it makes you feel any better.

I have a hard time believing you'll have trouble finding someone for a date.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

Oh, where do I vote?!

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Alaska.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It does. It warms my heart that you believe in me!

It was more stating the facts than complaining but again, thank you. :D

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Well then, I won't wish you luck since you don't seem to need it. *smiles*

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Not helping. Oh well, I should probably go ask my date then. Yes that totally right, here for less than a day, and already in more demand than you.

You may marvel at my awesomeness now.

[vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com]

I think it's a technical error. You're HARDLY clueless. You should've been nominated for Best Smile.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ask your date then.

Why? I got my own date by now.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Awww and now you made me smile. Just for you. :D

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Orly? Do you mean you just bullied Gus into going with you?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I do not bully. We just shared the last taco. Affectionately.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Ha. More like you stole the last of his taco, and out of the goodness of his wonderful heart, he didn't impale you with a letter opener. More's the pity.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Or maybe he tried to steal it back from my mouth...

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in what imaginary world are you living? First of all, Gus would never eat anything when he doesn't know where the germs may have come from... and your mouth deffinatly falls into the wandering territory, also ew.

Secondly, it's Gus and it's you. I know he's got way more sense than that.

[vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com]

*sheepish* You're welcome, it was nothin really.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

But you made me happy!

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'm living in a very happy world right now, trust me.

That's right. It's Gus and it's me.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

The nerve of some people, huh?

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

...what the hell are you saying? Like for serious?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We are married.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Highly unnerving.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

That's a lie.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Is not.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Is too.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Is not. But I don't need you to believe me.