Whoa, I'm REALLY screwed this year...

[head_psychic]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pushed fraser_rcmp in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave not_a_savage a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sleepswithlove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for bigkitty75 (-10 points). Last Friday I helped det_lassiter hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5204 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, head_psychic

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[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Do you! I'm intrigued.

(ooc: Hee! XD)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You're intrigued?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

No, apparently not.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

So how exactly would it look like? This handling me.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You'd probably be doing something moronic, like harassing some poor innocent crime victim whilst "channelling" a polecat. I'd have to stop you and physically remove you from the scene.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Is it an European polecat?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

... Sure, why not?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Just curious.

But how exactly would that help you gather evidence about whether I really like you or not?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Last time I looked we were talking about whether I could handle you or not. If you came quietly, that would perhaps be evidence that you liked me.

(ooc: XD)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, that would most likely be evidence I'm either overtired, drugged or unconscious.

(ooc: Lmfao! XD)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You would never come quietly for me?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

*just... stares*

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

That's a no, then?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I think that depends on the physical removing.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

And that depends on how much you co-operate.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ohh. Which levels of co-operation would evoke which different acts of physical removement?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

If you behave, just for once, all I'd have to do is guide you away with a hand on your arm. However, if you pitch another fit, or have a vision, as you insist on calling them, I'll wrestle you away if I have to.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

We should rehearse the different possibilities.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather keep it spontaneous.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ohh, fair enough.