Whoa, I'm REALLY screwed this year...

[head_psychic]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pushed fraser_rcmp in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave not_a_savage a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sleepswithlove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for bigkitty75 (-10 points). Last Friday I helped det_lassiter hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5204 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, head_psychic

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