104. Ten lessons you learned from Disney Movies. (thetenspot)

[head_psychic]

1) True love doth exist!
2) You can sing anywhere. Anytime. About anything.
3) Screw differences, even fox and dog can be best friends.
4) Toys are alive. Treat them well.
5) An apple a day keeps the prince around.
6) Atlantis bruised my childlike spirit. I still have a massive trauma from sitting in the cinema and waiting for the first song and waiting and waiting and then realizing it was the first Disney movie ever where nobody sang. Can you sue for that? I was crushed!
7) Just when you started living the easy life your father's face comes out and starts looming from above the sky.
8) You can recognize girls years after meeting them when they nail you.
9) Real life street painters get mad when you try to jump into their pictures.
10) You will most likely end up with your best friend from childhood days, even more so if you stated that you'll never ever get married.

Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych

Comments

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2. Then why did you avoid the answer?
6. Remember the big brown book you spilt soda all over? The one I had to pay for because it was from the library? It was a law book. Sorry, buddy, we don't have a chance with this one.