Are you people serious?!

[head_psychic]

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing WoW and the Ghostbusters won't have to fear unemployment in the near future. I had to give out tissues to outraged specters. And they are louder than New York in a Flavour of Love reunion. (Also, prettier.)

Gus, we need a bigger sign outside the office. Where it says:

"Private psychic INVESTIGATION. <- Means, we solve things."

Do you read newspapers? Have you just missed out or simply disregarded the countless cases I've solved?

Or does most clueless refer to hazardous mating ritual code talk where you say "penguin" but mean "make a headstand and lick each other's toes because in some ancient cultures that is used as an aphrodisiac"? In that case you can give me the prize.

Also, I still need a date for the event. Settled.

Comments

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You know, Spencer, I can see why that would bother you. I don't think you're clueless if it makes you feel any better.

I have a hard time believing you'll have trouble finding someone for a date.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It does. It warms my heart that you believe in me!

It was more stating the facts than complaining but again, thank you. :D

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

Well then, I won't wish you luck since you don't seem to need it. *smiles*

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

Oh, where do I vote?!

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Alaska.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Not helping. Oh well, I should probably go ask my date then. Yes that totally right, here for less than a day, and already in more demand than you.

You may marvel at my awesomeness now.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ask your date then.

Why? I got my own date by now.

[vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com]

I think it's a technical error. You're HARDLY clueless. You should've been nominated for Best Smile.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Awww and now you made me smile. Just for you. :D

[vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com]

*sheepish* You're welcome, it was nothin really.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

But you made me happy!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

The nerve of some people, huh?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Highly unnerving.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Mine's no better. I've never even wanted world domination. How's that a 'villain'?

I think maybe they got me confused with my sister, which is disturbing.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're impressed by... small goals?

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

What's up with that?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

It is wrong and insulting. Still, it's an award...

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Totally. I feel the same way about the one I was nominated for...

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You got that sex thing, right?

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

I nominated you for something more flattering.

And I got nominated for most under appreciated. I think they're trying to give me an inferiority complex.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh? You did? What for? Tell me! Come on!

But Jack, that is the negative coin you're flipping there and buying things with that is frustrating. Apart from the fact that you get rid of it then but this is not important right now. What is important is that when you look in your purse and find a positive coin it might tell you that people think you are awesome and that some other crackheads out there should start realizing that.

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure of everything, but I know one was best friend muse.

And this is why you are a good friend. *smiles* I think I'll exchange coins. Thanks for that. While I don't mind not being popular -that's your job-, I would like to be noticed once in a while.

[ex-msg-ina-b653.livejournal.com]

While clueless you might not be, I have a case for you to solve...to prove your just the man I need. I've been told, Mr. Spencer, that being in a snowglobe isn't much fun. But I really have know, how do you get out of one?

(http://community.livejournal.com/tammy_awards/94335.html?thread=3039359#t3039359)

You'll have 24 hours, master investigator, to enjoy the sunlight, beach and welcome to Florida Sign in a wonderful 1.4' by 2.3' snowglode.

Try to have fun, and I hear coconut milk can be quite tasty.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

...

(ooc: LMFAO! Omg, Shawn can't believe this is happening to him. XD Lassy lost a lot of brownie points here.)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

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