Whoa, I'm REALLY screwed this year...

[head_psychic]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pushed fraser_rcmp in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave not_a_savage a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sleepswithlove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for bigkitty75 (-10 points). Last Friday I helped det_lassiter hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5204 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, head_psychic

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[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Believe me?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Don't get too excited, I might need a little more hard evidence to be entirely convinced.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Such as?

(ooc: Shawn just squealed "he wants HARD evidence" and giggled like a teenage girl... *facepalm*)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Spencer. You're the one who has to come up with it.

(ooc: XD I did tell Lassie that he didn't want to say that, but he swore blind he did! Don't shout it out in case you scare him off, but I think he was in a kinda flirty mood last night!)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

That is a good point indeed. On the other hand, you are the detective. Shouldn't you gather the evidence yourself?

(ooc: Heee! ♥)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't even know where to start with you.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is that I'm too much for you to handle?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

No. I can handle you, Spencer.

(ooc: *facepalms*)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Do you! I'm intrigued.

(ooc: Hee! XD)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You're intrigued?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

No, apparently not.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

So how exactly would it look like? This handling me.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You'd probably be doing something moronic, like harassing some poor innocent crime victim whilst "channelling" a polecat. I'd have to stop you and physically remove you from the scene.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Is it an European polecat?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

... Sure, why not?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Just curious.

But how exactly would that help you gather evidence about whether I really like you or not?

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Last time I looked we were talking about whether I could handle you or not. If you came quietly, that would perhaps be evidence that you liked me.

(ooc: XD)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, that would most likely be evidence I'm either overtired, drugged or unconscious.

(ooc: Lmfao! XD)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

You would never come quietly for me?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

*just... stares*

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

That's a no, then?