Whoa, I'm REALLY screwed this year...

[head_psychic]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pushed fraser_rcmp in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave not_a_savage a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sleepswithlove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for bigkitty75 (-10 points). Last Friday I helped det_lassiter hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5204 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, head_psychic

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[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Why would I need to hide a body?

(ooc: And again! Obviously, Gus is far too innocent to be allowed to have porn bought for him!)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you tell me! You just cost me 173 points!

(ooc: Yes! Maybe Lassy and Shawn team up to help him out... god, that sounded so wrong.)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Ok... Why would you help me?

(ooc: Sounds right to me! *g*)

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hmm, good question... either we're in this together, you found a way to blackmail me or you simply threatened me with your gun.

(ooc: Oh yeah, and Shawn will be like "Look, THIS is what Lassy picked, this is what I picked, now you have fun while we... get rid of a body or something. *drags Lassy along*" XD)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

*sighs* It's probably the last one... Do you have plenty of material that I could use for blackmail, then?

(ooc: And Gus will nod and watch them go and then say to himself "Get rid of a body? Is that what they're calling it these days?")

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

No, actually I don't. And if I do that's something you have to figure out yourself... otherwise, where's the fun in that?

(ooc: LMFAO!)

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you. And don't forget you're talking to the youngest Head Detective named on the Force. I will find something on you.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Have you ever... Ohh, a challenge! So what will you do when you found something? Because obviously we still lack a body here. ... I hope.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

*thinks* I don't think so. There's a reason for that. It'll depend on how juicy it is.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You might try it out for a change. You know, to see what it feels like. I genuinely hope you just refered to the possible secrets, not the body.

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

Tell me something to believe, then. Oh. God.

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

Hey! *pouts*

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! I'm as surprised and shocked as you are! Tell Santa I'd never! :(

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

....is Dutch Oven some kind of euphemism I don't know about?

OOC: I set up the alarm clock rp! Hope it satisfies! This should be fun. ^^ http://not-a-savage.livejournal.com/3314.html

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I just wikipedia-ed it and it says A practical joke involving flatulence underneath a blanket or cover inspired by the mechanics of the "Dutch Oven".

But I can guarantee you that my practical jokes are way better than that. There must be some kind of mistake. Let me just buy you some porn as well.

(ooc: Awesome! I'm gonna tag tomorrow morning, because I'm a little bit... inebriated and I don't wanna screw the tag up... XD But I'm totally looking forward to it!)

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

What I want to know is how I got to be in your presence and underneath a blanket.

Uh, no thanks. Can I exchange it for a beer?

OOC: Ha! Take your time, I completely understand. ;) Can't wait for some mayhem!

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe we had a slumber party! With milk and cookies and the Die Hard DVDs!

Absolutely!

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

*blinks* ...a slumber party? I guess that's better than the other possibilities.

*grins* I'm going to remember that.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, what did you have in mind?

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

Nothing. It's just kinda weird, but sure, we had a sleepover. Everyone likes Die Hard.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

And cookies.

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

What kind of cookies are we talking about here?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Don't know, Oreos? What are your favourites?

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

I like Oreos, or anything with peanut butter.

[lt-wes-janson.livejournal.com]

Meeting Wes and Aidan at Confession

You can feel free to bring Gus along if you want. ;)