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head_psychic ([personal profile] head_psychic) wrote2007-11-11 12:51 am
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Whoa, I'm REALLY screwed this year...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I pushed [livejournal.com profile] fraser_rcmp in the mud (-17 points). In January I gave [livejournal.com profile] not_a_savage a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] sleepswithlove (-5000 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] bigkitty75 (-10 points). Last Friday I helped [livejournal.com profile] det_lassiter hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5204 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
head_psychic

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[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I need to hide a body?

(ooc: And again! Obviously, Gus is far too innocent to be allowed to have porn bought for him!)

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, you tell me! You just cost me 173 points!

(ooc: Yes! Maybe Lassy and Shawn team up to help him out... god, that sounded so wrong.)

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ok... Why would you help me?

(ooc: Sounds right to me! *g*)

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm, good question... either we're in this together, you found a way to blackmail me or you simply threatened me with your gun.

(ooc: Oh yeah, and Shawn will be like "Look, THIS is what Lassy picked, this is what I picked, now you have fun while we... get rid of a body or something. *drags Lassy along*" XD)

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
*sighs* It's probably the last one... Do you have plenty of material that I could use for blackmail, then?

(ooc: And Gus will nod and watch them go and then say to himself "Get rid of a body? Is that what they're calling it these days?")

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
No, actually I don't. And if I do that's something you have to figure out yourself... otherwise, where's the fun in that?

(ooc: LMFAO!)

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe you. And don't forget you're talking to the youngest Head Detective named on the Force. I will find something on you.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you ever... Ohh, a challenge! So what will you do when you found something? Because obviously we still lack a body here. ... I hope.

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*thinks* I don't think so. There's a reason for that. It'll depend on how juicy it is.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You might try it out for a change. You know, to see what it feels like. I genuinely hope you just refered to the possible secrets, not the body.

[identity profile] det-lassiter.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me something to believe, then. Oh. God.

[identity profile] sleepswithlove.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! *pouts*

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry! I'm as surprised and shocked as you are! Tell Santa I'd never! :(

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
....is Dutch Oven some kind of euphemism I don't know about?

OOC: I set up the alarm clock rp! Hope it satisfies! This should be fun. ^^ http://not-a-savage.livejournal.com/3314.html

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wikipedia-ed it and it says A practical joke involving flatulence underneath a blanket or cover inspired by the mechanics of the "Dutch Oven".

But I can guarantee you that my practical jokes are way better than that. There must be some kind of mistake. Let me just buy you some porn as well.

(ooc: Awesome! I'm gonna tag tomorrow morning, because I'm a little bit... inebriated and I don't wanna screw the tag up... XD But I'm totally looking forward to it!)

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-11 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
What I want to know is how I got to be in your presence and underneath a blanket.

Uh, no thanks. Can I exchange it for a beer?

OOC: Ha! Take your time, I completely understand. ;) Can't wait for some mayhem!

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we had a slumber party! With milk and cookies and the Die Hard DVDs!

Absolutely!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks* ...a slumber party? I guess that's better than the other possibilities.

*grins* I'm going to remember that.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, what did you have in mind?

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing. It's just kinda weird, but sure, we had a sleepover. Everyone likes Die Hard.

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-13 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of cookies are we talking about here?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2007-11-14 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't know, Oreos? What are your favourites?

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2007-11-14 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I like Oreos, or anything with peanut butter.

[identity profile] lt-wes-janson.livejournal.com 2007-11-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Meeting Wes and Aidan at Confession

You can feel free to bring Gus along if you want. ;)