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[head_psychic]

How d'you fix a fishing rod...?

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[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

The duck-tape and paint isn't going to work?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

It keeps falling off! I don't know what to do!

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

What if we replace it with one of my dad's? He keeps dropping his off the boat anyway, he might not notice.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sounds like a plan... but d'you think my dad won't notice as well?

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

... he notices everything...

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I think I'm screwed.

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I wouldn't say that out loud, you could get into even more trouble. How much do you think a fishing pole would cost anyway?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't believe me.

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't? Try me.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

*leans over and whispers some of the prices into his ear he has seen in all those fishing magazines*

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

Dude. I don't think we could ever sell enough lemonade to cover that...

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

See what I mean? And I'm grounded already!

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

...does this mean you're going to miss my birthday party?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I hope not! That would suck! Maybe I can make a bargain. You know, like, go to your party and stay grounded for two more days?

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

I don't think your dad is the type to negotiate.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

But then he'd be punishing you. Which would be totally unfair.

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

I can see if my mom will re-schedual, but she's been fussing about this for a while, I'm not sure.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

I don't wanna miss it.

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

I will bring the party to you then! Well, maybe not the whole party, but cake and toys and me. Your dad wouldn't kick me out of the house if you're the one grounded, would he?

[how-youdoin.livejournal.com]

Hey, kid, I totally did the same thing. I had a itch? And my arms couldn't reach so I just shoved it right down there and it snapped. Yep. But it was Chandler's so it didn't really matter.

[how-youdoin.livejournal.com]

Cake?? Can I come?

[bigkitty75.livejournal.com]

I have to ask my mom first, but I don't see why not.

my birthday parties can always use a few more people.

[how-youdoin.livejournal.com]

Just tell her my name is Joseph Tribbiani, she'll know what it means. I have dibs on chips and dip!

In that case, I'll bring a friend too.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Shoved it right down where?

[how-youdoin.livejournal.com]

Right down my...uhhhhhhhhhhh...would you like a bedtime story? An entirely innocent, G rated bedtime story?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

It's the middle of the day.