head_psychic: (shawn child)
head_psychic ([personal profile] head_psychic) wrote2008-02-01 12:35 am

[livejournal.com profile] sixwordstories

How d'you fix a fishing rod...?

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
The duck-tape and paint isn't going to work?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
It keeps falling off! I don't know what to do!

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
What if we replace it with one of my dad's? He keeps dropping his off the boat anyway, he might not notice.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sounds like a plan... but d'you think my dad won't notice as well?

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
... he notices everything...

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I think I'm screwed.

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I wouldn't say that out loud, you could get into even more trouble. How much do you think a fishing pole would cost anyway?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
*leans over and whispers some of the prices into his ear he has seen in all those fishing magazines*

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. I don't think we could ever sell enough lemonade to cover that...

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
See what I mean? And I'm grounded already!

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
...does this mean you're going to miss my birthday party?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I hope not! That would suck! Maybe I can make a bargain. You know, like, go to your party and stay grounded for two more days?

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think your dad is the type to negotiate.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
But then he'd be punishing you. Which would be totally unfair.

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I can see if my mom will re-schedual, but she's been fussing about this for a while, I'm not sure.

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I will bring the party to you then! Well, maybe not the whole party, but cake and toys and me. Your dad wouldn't kick me out of the house if you're the one grounded, would he?

[identity profile] bigkitty75.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I have to ask my mom first, but I don't see why not.

my birthday parties can always use a few more people.

[identity profile] how-youdoin.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Just tell her my name is Joseph Tribbiani, she'll know what it means. I have dibs on chips and dip!

In that case, I'll bring a friend too.

[identity profile] how-youdoin.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, kid, I totally did the same thing. I had a itch? And my arms couldn't reach so I just shoved it right down there and it snapped. Yep. But it was Chandler's so it didn't really matter.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Shoved it right down where?

[identity profile] how-youdoin.livejournal.com 2008-02-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Right down my...uhhhhhhhhhhh...would you like a bedtime story? An entirely innocent, G rated bedtime story?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the middle of the day.