head_psychic: (pout)
head_psychic ([personal profile] head_psychic) wrote2008-01-11 09:55 pm
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Are you people serious?!

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing WoW and the Ghostbusters won't have to fear unemployment in the near future. I had to give out tissues to outraged specters. And they are louder than New York in a Flavour of Love reunion. (Also, prettier.)

Gus, we need a bigger sign outside the office. Where it says:

"Private psychic INVESTIGATION. <- Means, we solve things."

Do you read newspapers? Have you just missed out or simply disregarded the countless cases I've solved?

Or does most clueless refer to hazardous mating ritual code talk where you say "penguin" but mean "make a headstand and lick each other's toes because in some ancient cultures that is used as an aphrodisiac"? In that case you can give me the prize.

Also, I still need a date for the event. Settled.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-01-12 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
It is wrong and insulting. Still, it's an award...

[identity profile] nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Totally. I feel the same way about the one I was nominated for...

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
You got that sex thing, right?

[identity profile] nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*sheepishly* Yeah...

Not exactly the most flattering award.

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like mine. I mean, being a PI and a psychic and being nominated for THIS? Seriously, I think people wanna see my reaction. You know, see if I keep my cool.

Which of course I will.

[identity profile] nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. It's an awards show run by a tabloid magazine. Maybe they want to see if anyone has a meltdown, you now?

Oh, I'm sure. Gonna laugh it off or play totally cool?

[identity profile] head-psychic.livejournal.com 2008-01-13 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly!

I should be the total drama queen and give them what they want. And they won't even realize they are just giving me exactly what I need: Spotlight.

[identity profile] nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com 2008-01-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

Maybe you'll make it on the Tammy version of 'Entertainment Tonight.'