Are you people serious?!

[head_psychic]

You do realized you probably summoned Apocalypse?

I mean, I got nominated for Most Clueless?

I hope you are all satisfied. You have upset the spiritual world, have unbalanced it's precious balance, turned to the dark side and will soon be in need of a Darth Vader breathing... thing. Mr. T will haunt your dreams when he's not too busy playing WoW and the Ghostbusters won't have to fear unemployment in the near future. I had to give out tissues to outraged specters. And they are louder than New York in a Flavour of Love reunion. (Also, prettier.)

Gus, we need a bigger sign outside the office. Where it says:

"Private psychic INVESTIGATION. <- Means, we solve things."

Do you read newspapers? Have you just missed out or simply disregarded the countless cases I've solved?

Or does most clueless refer to hazardous mating ritual code talk where you say "penguin" but mean "make a headstand and lick each other's toes because in some ancient cultures that is used as an aphrodisiac"? In that case you can give me the prize.

Also, I still need a date for the event. Settled.

Comments

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Way to go, that's only two calories then.

[starbucksjess.livejournal.com]

Learning how to count calories now, Shawn? Good for you. Seriously. For deciding to finally get rid of those pesky extra pounds. I'll cheer you on your goal.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

What's up with that?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

You know what they say. Small goals, small...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

You know what else they say...?

Shut the fuck up.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Never heard that one. That's not a very nice thing to say to a friend now, is it?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Yeah... Good thing we're not friends, huh?

I would have to pretend to feel bad or something.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant 'friend'. It's still not nice or 'friend'ly, whichever way you spin it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

Felt okay to me.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

And just for that, you're getting my vote.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/]

...is this how you decide how to vote for actual things that matter, too? You voted for Bush, didn't you?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

If the other dude had been mean to me then yeah, I probably woulda voted for Bush.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

It is wrong and insulting. Still, it's an award...

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Totally. I feel the same way about the one I was nominated for...

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

I nominated you for something more flattering.

And I got nominated for most under appreciated. I think they're trying to give me an inferiority complex.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

You got that sex thing, right?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh? You did? What for? Tell me! Come on!

But Jack, that is the negative coin you're flipping there and buying things with that is frustrating. Apart from the fact that you get rid of it then but this is not important right now. What is important is that when you look in your purse and find a positive coin it might tell you that people think you are awesome and that some other crackheads out there should start realizing that.

[not-a-savage.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure of everything, but I know one was best friend muse.

And this is why you are a good friend. *smiles* I think I'll exchange coins. Thanks for that. While I don't mind not being popular -that's your job-, I would like to be noticed once in a while.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

:D

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

*sheepishly* Yeah...

Not exactly the most flattering award.

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like mine. I mean, being a PI and a psychic and being nominated for THIS? Seriously, I think people wanna see my reaction. You know, see if I keep my cool.

Which of course I will.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Maybe. It's an awards show run by a tabloid magazine. Maybe they want to see if anyone has a meltdown, you now?

Oh, I'm sure. Gonna laugh it off or play totally cool?

[head-psychic.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

I should be the total drama queen and give them what they want. And they won't even realize they are just giving me exactly what I need: Spotlight.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Maybe you'll make it on the Tammy version of 'Entertainment Tonight.'

[ex-msg-ina-b653.livejournal.com]

While clueless you might not be, I have a case for you to solve...to prove your just the man I need. I've been told, Mr. Spencer, that being in a snowglobe isn't much fun. But I really have know, how do you get out of one?

(http://community.livejournal.com/tammy_awards/94335.html?thread=3039359#t3039359)

You'll have 24 hours, master investigator, to enjoy the sunlight, beach and welcome to Florida Sign in a wonderful 1.4' by 2.3' snowglode.

Try to have fun, and I hear coconut milk can be quite tasty.