1. I look a gift horse in the mouth.
2. I'm incredibly good looking.
3. I have a lousy father with whom I have a weird, for other people possibly amusing slash intriguing love/hate relationship.
4. I was a bad student.
5. I really do like porn. (I would lay that down to the fact of being a guy and everything but, you know, I had this really freaky dream where a Borg army of Alice Schwarzers kicked my ass, so... Women can like porn too! See? I'm a feminist.)
6. I'm a divorce child.
7. I oncestol borrowed a car to impress a girl.
8. I was class clown.
9. I'm always happy and I love life. Very much so!
10. I'm the good guy after all.
2. I'm incredibly good looking.
3. I have a lousy father with whom I have a weird, for other people possibly amusing slash intriguing love/hate relationship.
4. I was a bad student.
5. I really do like porn. (I would lay that down to the fact of being a guy and everything but, you know, I had this really freaky dream where a Borg army of Alice Schwarzers kicked my ass, so... Women can like porn too! See? I'm a feminist.)
6. I'm a divorce child.
7. I once
8. I was class clown.
9. I'm always happy and I love life. Very much so!
10. I'm the good guy after all.