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"I know this is going to sound strange, but I was being chased by scanners!"
There was a time stopping moment of silence. Gus' polite 'Are you going to listen to us a little longer?'-smile slowly dissolved into an irritated scowl, Lassiter rolled his eyes and Chief Vick just stared.
Shawn looked back and forth and spread his arms. "I'm serious! This case is not closed! I had this heart-wrenching dream where I was playing darts with a ladybug who felt inadequate because he only had three dots. Then we tried to climb the giant rose but I fell and he pretended he couldn't fly so he didn't save me and I had to squeeze paint out of tubes of paint in the land of black-and-white. That was when Gary Verve emerged from the opaque white and told me he didn't do it!"
Lassiter looked over at the Chief. "Can I remove him from our view now?"
( ... )
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 539
There was a time stopping moment of silence. Gus' polite 'Are you going to listen to us a little longer?'-smile slowly dissolved into an irritated scowl, Lassiter rolled his eyes and Chief Vick just stared.
Shawn looked back and forth and spread his arms. "I'm serious! This case is not closed! I had this heart-wrenching dream where I was playing darts with a ladybug who felt inadequate because he only had three dots. Then we tried to climb the giant rose but I fell and he pretended he couldn't fly so he didn't save me and I had to squeeze paint out of tubes of paint in the land of black-and-white. That was when Gary Verve emerged from the opaque white and told me he didn't do it!"
Lassiter looked over at the Chief. "Can I remove him from our view now?"
( ... )
Muse: Shawn Spencer
Fandom: Psych
Words: 539
