Oh that's it. "Shawn! There are so many things wrong with that I can't even begin to, ninjas of california! not to mention 400 years. I'd like you to picture the states timeline with me now. It didn't become ratified as a state until 1850, and while yes, there were colonies and things before that, I really don't think that Spanish explorers had a secret collection of ninjas on their ships."

Gus twitches and then settles back into the couch. "Besides, some of us really don't ever have to worry about getting a suntan." He smirks.