head_psychic | From Ren

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Shawn Spencer

"Rules aren't meant to be broken, they are meant to be shattered at the speed of sound"

These are so accurate, it's making me wonder about the one that Ray got...

Oh? What did he get?

"Despite all logic, bees are not spicy."

Why would they be?

I don't know. But who tested it to find out that they weren't?

I don't know. But they make honey. Why would they be spicy?

Because of their sting?

Don't spread it around!! There's a reason why I didn't post it in my journal you know!

Do you think of yourself as a bee?

NO!

Alright, then.

If you were thinking of yourself as a bee that would be perfectly alright, though.

Why WOULD I think of myself as a bee?

Dude, I don't know. It's your motto, not mine.

Actually, no, just don't answer that.

*points at motto* At the speed of sound!

There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a little strange.

I'm not strange.

... No, you're not, Ray.