"I'd totally slip you a fiver, but alas, I have no pockets."

Man, but his friend is heavy, it's not like having a tiny girl throw herself in your lap at all. Gus bites the inside of his cheek to keep from saying so, and having Shawn misinterpret that as a 'fat joke'.

Gus smiles and contemplates just pushing Shawn off, but in the end decides mercy is the better choice. Besides his boxers could get caught up in the struggle, and that’d be all kinds of awkward.

"Dude, my legs are so going to fall asleep."