Gus opens his mouth to argue with that. If he didn't already assume Shawn was crazy on a day to day basis, he'd be pretty sure his best friend just went off his rocker right now.

But no words come out, because...

Because, God help them, that's actually a plausable idea.

Execpt, no, that's not going to work. "No way in a million years, Shawn. Just think of all the people we know! Nobody is going to believe we're a couple and have just been keeping it between ourselves! We work with the police, they'll figure it out."

Can he help it if that sounded a little hysterical?

But, what else can they do? Gus slumps, head in hands. "I just can't... is there no other way? No? How are we going to pull this off?"