Shawn tries to calm down. Yeah, they'll find a way out of this. They've always found a way out of everything. Like MacGyver. Who would get out of this mess with a chewing gum and two handfuls of dirt. Shawn takes a look around and sees neither in the office.

And suddenly he has to laugh. It's slightly hysteric, but still, he's laughing and he can't help it. "Dude."

He tries to find the right words and fails, because there are no words to describe how hilarious this would be - if it wasn't so totally screwed up. "I mean, listen to that. We've been married since we're eighteen. Now we can truly say we've seen and done it all."